I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
A wild MACHAMP appeared!
I tried to scroll past this but its too damn clever
Even if you’re off-balance at the beginning of the week, stick with your routine as much as possible. Going through the motions has a therapeutic effect. By Wednesday and Thursday, you can identify a contradiction, make a discovery and find a way to move forward that feels great. An interruption…
"it’s been 10 fucking years…"
|—||Friedrich Nietzsche (via fuckyeahexistentialism)|
“My life philosophy is not to worry about what other people think and just be yourself.” - Birdy #LivedIn